About Me
I am Carl. i enjoy long walks on the beach and bathing in the blood of my victims.sometimes jo (AKA sexiest person on the planet) hacks/"visits" this blog and posts shit. yeah shes like all mine no shareing my kitten <3.
You will kneel to us, peasants.
or we will slap you with salmons!!!
also dicks.
obsessively unfocused in life and proud. .
this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this
(Source: sneeply, via laughcentre)
“Only thing lifes gonna give you is bad shit and your death the rest your gonna have to work for.”
found this from my first aid kit. i guess it’s an emergency party dress
that’s a fire blanket omg
no it’s an emergency party dress
I gonna admit it now we do this in college lol normally to wreck tje fashion students shows.
(via laughcentre)
